The Grass is Greener...Fractionally

Now for the latest dispatch from that beleaguered patch of grass in the no-man's land between my neighbor's place and mine. You may remember from a previous post that the poor dear was brutally mowed in half? Now it's been "done like a kipper" in the latest round of the gardener's lackluster attempts at horticultural rejuvenation. Again, it seems like the gardener wanted to respect the boundaries while spreading the fertilizer, but from the looks of it, he was having a spot of trouble with the fractions. No King Solomon that one.

Seems to me that if they just leave the grass alone it will grow and you won't need all that fertiliser. It's like over plucking your eyebrows then having to pencil the bloody thing back in.